I wish I was a pirate
I�d sail the Seven Seas
And when I�d go out sailing
Won�t you come along with me?
Oh, it�ll be grand, grand
We�d sit on the beach
Holding hands in the sand, sand
I wish I was a pirate
With a hat and an eyepatch
And when we�d go out sailing
Yeah, you know we�ll never be captured
By the bad boys
We�d sit on the deck, drinking rum
With the bad boys
Well, Melancholy was my name
And Captain was yours
We�d sail the Seven Seas
And then, we will pull up out of the shores
We�d eat Ben & Jerry�s ice cream
Play songs on the guitar
We�d take artistic photographs
But we�d never get that far, no
I wish I was a pirate
I�d sail the Seven Seas
And when I�d go out sailing
Won�t you come along with me?
Oh, it�ll be grand, grand
We�d sit on the beach
Holding hands in the sand, sand
