Hideous and hungry, indecent and obscene
Ferocious, carnivorous, slobbery and mean
Disfigured and deformed, they crawl, they breed
Rotting and raving, they hunger, they need
Find them in the attic or the cellar, find them anywear
But the place they prefer is in my evil �nderwear
They're a different kind of breed and their hunger is strong
Better kiss your lucky star I'm not wearing a thong
(Chorus)
C.H.�.D, C.H.�.D.
Cannibalistic Humanoid �nderwear Dwellers
C.H.�.D, C.H.�.D.
Ugly, slobbering, ferocious and carnivorous
Monstrous and malicious, toxic and unclean
Inhuman, inbreed, red and green
Disfigured and deformed, they crawl, they breed
Rotting and raving, they hunger, they need
Your worst nightmare is living where the sun don't shine
In the dark is where they hide, waiting for the night to come
Flesh-eating, crusty creatures living in your knickers
There's no goddamn way in hell you can stop these evil critters
(Chorus)
Beware Beware Of The �nderwear!
Beware Beware!
Beware Beware Of The �nderwear!
Beware Beware!
