A neighbour stole my VCR
Can�t afford to fill up my car
It�s been a while since I paid the rent
I wonder where that money went
Fox & Scully just disappeared
Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard
Broke a rib trying to find the bed
The lights are out and the phone is dead
Or is it my head
Entertain me, entertain me
Make me laugh �til I hit the floor
Entertain me, entertain me
Crack a joke �til I can�t take no more
My girl is gone and so�s the cat
The junk I eat is making me fat
The virus-scan fucked up last night
While I was jerking off to a neat website
Spent my bucks on apathy
Precious, precious enemy
The landlord�s dog just ate my shoe
My buddy�s busy sniffin� glue
I�m thinking about you
Entertain me, entertain me
Make me laugh �til I hit the floor
Entertain me, entertain me
Slip for me �til I can�t take no more
Take your hypocritic pointers
And shove �m up your ass
Don�t need your condescending attitude
Find somebody else to harass
