Forgive Me, I'm Swedish

Describe me in two words? Com-Plex�
Furious as a lamb, sensitive as a T-rex

I am part Volvo, I am part pornography
I am part Ingmar Bergman; a black and white misery

I am Pippi Longstocking and fermented Baltic herring smell
I am absolute Vodka, I am a Viking straight from hell

I am part a minor, part a major chord
I am one huge ambivalent smorgasbord

But I would never ever let you know who I really am�
Unless I get drunk!

I don�t wanna argue, I�ll do anything you say
I don�t wanna argue, I�ll pay! I�ll pay!
Out to lunch? Forgive me, I am Swedish

I don�t wanna argue and I don�t want to be rude
But I demand the right to go swimming in the nude
Out to lunch? Forgive me, I am Swedish

I am part Abba, Bjorn Borg and Ace of Base
I am part hooligan with a blue and yellow face

I make the finest arms, still I�m a sitting duck
I�m a two week vacation at the Canary Islands
Where I can be a schmuck!

But I would never ever let you know who I really am
Unless I get drunk!

Fuck me, you won�t do what I tell you!
Fuck me, you won�t do what I tell you!
Fuck me, you won�t do what I tell you!
Fuck me, you won�t do what I tell you!