I dyed my hair all black today
At my hair-dresser who's slightly gay
My black friend Niels dyed his hair white
And now they call us the walking chess-board
Me and Niels know all about fame
V.I.P is my middle name
I snap my fingers and voila
The party's on, the boredom's cured
Hey, my name is Happening Henry
Hey, Happening Henry
You're looking kinda lost, baby
Well, I suggest you bet on me
I'll take you to Nirvana
I'm a rare specimen and I'm hetero
Still, the night club life I live
You have to think progressive
Being straight ain't hip no more
I got to find someone to blow
Hey, my name is Happening Henry
Hey, Happening Henry
My mouth feels like an ashtray
Darn, darn, darn, it's Monday
And I'm exceptionally late for work
But there's a person lying next to me
I wonder, did we have a ball?
I remember exactly nothing at all
But it must have been extravagant
'Cos I blew my next month's salary
Niels, what you're doing in my bed?
Niels, what you're doing in my bed?
Niels, what you're doing in my bed?
Niels, what you're doing in my bed?
