This guy Michael, he�s a real good friend of mine
We�ve known each other a small eternity by now
He dresses sharp, smokes cigars and drinks good wine
An regular guy who won�t make you raise an eyebrow
But, hey now, hey now, hey, now
Michael has a symptom
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Michael and the syndrome
Michael�s also a splendid photographer
But don�t be fooled by this... should I say "normality"
When you least expect it the most bizarre things might occur
His brain is stuffed with endless weird ingenuity
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Michael has a symptom
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Michael and the syndrome
The wrong word at the wrong time to the wrong person
Cracked up a million times for this uncensored, verbal outlet
He simply doesn�t care as long as he is having fun
Could Michael suffer from the syndrome called Tourette?