Jessica Bell and Megan Fox
Wearing nothing but their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Spending a week in Mexico
With some black guys and some blow
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
I would like a pair of skates
Then I'd go out skating
But I really don't know how to skate,ha ha!
I want a lexus all in pink
And a dad who doesn't drink
Peter:Oh,and that reminds me
Twelve kegs of beer!
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!
I wanna tour the Spanish coast
Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Jennifer Garner in my bed
Softer voices in my head
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Yellow cake uraniun
Nevermind the reason
Also chutes and ladders and a ball!
Doesn't seem like too much stuff?
Poo on you,it's not enough!
Buddy boy,I got your Christmas right here!
All these happy wishes
and lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!
Japanese girls with no restraint
Just to choke me til' I faint
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Platinun plated silverware
Just on day when kids don't stare
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
If you put a Christmas tree
In the public airport
I will go to court and sue your ass!
Woundn't I love a tinkertoy?
Herbert:And a little drummer boy
He can even tap his drum on my rear
All these happy wishes
and lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!
I want a gold moustache comb
And some spermicid al foam
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
I want a brand new pitching wedge
I would like more lemon pledge
That's all I really want for Christmas this year!
I just want a wedding ring
from someone named Jeffrey
I just want some colored Ester eggs!
I want a blue-ray of the Wiz
We don't know what Christmas is!
We have something else called Kishkev Flufeer!
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!