Let me tell you a story that nobody has heard
If you�ll be my disciple I will give you the word
If you give me a reason I will give you a rhyme
If you want the location I will give you the time
Oh, whatcha doing to me?
And now you won�t deliver like you said you would
I just realized I don�t feel so good, oh no
If you give me your money I will sign your release
If you tell me your symptom I will cure your disease
If you ask me no questions I will give no replies
If you give me no answers I will tell you no lies
You�re making it hard, you�re making it hard for me
And now you say that you won�t tell me where or when
I just realized I�ve been had again
I just realized the source of all my trouble begins right here at home
Oh, yeah
Let me tell you a story that nobody has heard
If you�ll be my disciple I will give you the word
If you won�t come to see me I will tell you I�m blind
If you think I�m nobody I will pay you no mind
You�re making it hard (Sing it), you�re making it harder
Take it easy
And then I had to go and put my two cents in
I just realized what a fool I�ve been
I just realized (Ooh hoo hoo)
