He's gotta stay in shape
He's gotta stay in shape
Eating del taco and sleeping in
Playing video games
Quit smoking two packs a day
He�s got dubstep in his veins
I smoke weed if my baby lets me
Or I won�t get laid
Or I won�t get laid
And Max can�t surf
Max can�t surf
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he�s got no balance
Swimming with the dolphins
Jamming with the turtle
Don't give me no shit I'm a full grown man
Trying to do the best I can, dude
Gotta check the forecast
Throw away my skateboard
Stop wearing tight jeans
And pull on some board shorts
And Max can�t surf
Max can�t surf
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he�s got no balance
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he�s a ginger
