Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking, but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes The News Of The World
Yes, you could say she was attractively built
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, great
